“Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.”
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Famous Roddy Piper Quotes
“Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.”
“I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.”
“Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?”
“I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.”
“I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.”
“I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!”