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Kurt Angle, whose real name is Kurt Frederick Anderson, is an American professional wrestler. Born on December 9, 1968, he is renowned for his exceptional physical condition and wrestling skills. Angle has achieved great success in the wrestling world, winning multiple world championship titles and serving as a key figure in various wrestling leagues.

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“You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible”

Knows Names Speak Sound Incredibles

Author:Kurt Angle

“Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.”

Believe Kind Acting Wrestling Avenues Professional Wrestling

Author:Kurt Angle

“I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.”

Children Littles Relation Pants Rhyme Nursery Nursery Rhymes

Author:Kurt Angle

“Ive been chastised for going into mixed martial arts and backing out. But the reason I backed out was the terms - they wanted me ready to fight in four weeks, but youve got to be out of your mind. So I decided to go back to my roots, back to wrestling.”

Mind Art Reason Wanted Fighting Term Four Week Ready Roots Decided Martial Arts Wrestling Mixed Martial Arts Backing Out

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“I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'”

Giving Mind Wells Said Names Hey Angle Slam Randy Announcers Randy Orton

Author:Kurt Angle

“Pro wrestling was there, and I was good at it, thank God. I started getting a lot of offers, but unfortunately, at WWE I was under a tight leash. I think it had a lot to do with The Rock making the transition, and me possibly being the next guy - you know, the company didnt want to lose another top performer.”

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“Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.”

Wrestling Coordinates Professional Wrestling

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“I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.”

Character Running Able Opportunity Periods Ran My Best Friend

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“Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.”

Knows Real Sports Fans Entertainment Winner Fake Insult Wrestling Intriguing Predetermined Pro Wrestling Sports Entertainment

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“Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.”

Want Mistake Making Mistakes Aggressive Wrestler

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“Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!”

Past Extremes Hey Wrestling Milk Drank

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“You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!”

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“Oh its real, its damn real”

Real Damn Wrestling

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“You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.”

Whole Turns Games Plans Giants Wrestling Mice Game Plan

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“Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.”

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“You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.”

Author:Kurt Angle

“I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.”

Firsts Wells Champion Brown Wwe Euro Continental Wwf

Author:Kurt Angle

“Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.”

Way Firsts Two War States Today Realizing Hero Celebrate Two Things Canada Lacking Memorial Memorial Day Moose War Hero Grizzlies

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“You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.”

World Gold Wrestling

Author:Kurt Angle

“Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.”

Sex Hero Wrestling Abstinence

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“I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!”

Men Cat Balls Obsessed Wwe

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“Children love me, dammit!”

Children Wwe Children Love

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“I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?”

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“Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough”

Mean Enough Christian Lost Team Sticks Former Titles Champion Hockey Wwe Good Friend Tag Enough Is Enough Hockey Sticks

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“You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking”

Knows Want Drinking Rings Want Me Wwe You Want Me

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“If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.”

Ifs Mind Country Use Would Be Games Behinds Hero Finished Our Country Usa Wwe Worms Olympic Games Embarassing Guam

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“I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.”

Years Wwe Twelve

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“I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!”

Feels Real Wwe Cowboy Yay

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“Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.”

People Men Wells Matter Facts Bigs Wish Causes Fans He Man Hero Red Admire Wwe Matter Of Fact Retarded Retard

Author:Kurt Angle

About the Author

Born: December 9, 1968
Known for: Professional Wrestler
Quotes: 29

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