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“I feel sorry for a culture that depends too much on delegating its musical expression to professionals. It is fine to have heroes, but we should do our own singing first, even if it is never heard beyond the shower curtain.”

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Author:Linda Ronstadt

“Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.”

Remember Showers Curtains Bathtubs Shower Curtains

Author:Conrad Hilton

“One lesson I got from Gandhi, 'Be the change you want to see,' haunts me. I just feel like I can't keep stomping around pointing the finger at BP when I am supporting the oil industry with my very own dollars and actions by buying their products, helping to pay their mortgage - plastic is from oil... polyester, shower curtains.”

“It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.”

Ifs Looks Behinds Doors Prison Hiding Showers Bathroom Curtains Towels Shower Curtains

Author:Laura Prepon

“Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.”

Showers Curtains Tubs Shower Curtains

Author:Conrad Hilton

“Though she be but little, she is fierce!”

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Author:William Shakespeare

“A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod.”

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Book:My Sister's Keeper: A Novel

Source: My Sister's Keeper: A Novel

“Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.”

Lasts Night Late Naked Showers Last Time Curtains Disappointing Chained Stephanie Plum Shower Curtains

Book:More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six

Source: More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six

“Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.”

Missing Showers Curtains Motels Shower Curtains

Author:Bobby Heenan

“The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.”

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Author:Andy Warhol

“It was my mother who taught me the one worthwhile thing: when they ask if you like what you see in the mirror, pretend that what they mean is what's behind you--the shower curtain, the tile, the wallpaper, whatever's there.”

Ifs Mean Mother Asks Behinds Taught Mirrors Worthwhile Showers Curtains Behind You Tiles Worthwhile Things Shower Curtains

Book:Stories in the Worst Way

Source: Stories in the Worst Way

“My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.”

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Author:Candace Bushnell