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“Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.”

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Author:David Letterman

“It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.”

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Author:Mark Tooley

“Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.”

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Author:L. M. Boyd

“It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.”

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“Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."”

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Author:Coolio