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“And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.”

Quote by Lizz Winstead

Book:Lizz Free or Die: Essays

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Lizz Free or Die: Essays

This book is a compilation of thoughtful essays that delve into a range of topics, offering insights and perspectives on different aspects of life and society. more

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Lizz Winstead is a renowned comedian, born on August 5, 1961. She is known for her unique sense of humor and satirical style, having served as a writer and performer in several comedy shows. Winstead's career began in the 1990s, and she co-founded The Daily Show with Mike Myers, which had a profound impact on the television industry from 1999 to 2015. more

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