“There’s a thin line between crazy and genius; I been on that tightrope.”
Philosophical Humor Quotes
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Philosophical Humor Quotes
“... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!”
“she told me not to worry so much - I was dead now and all the worrying had to stop at some point.”
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.”
“I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.”
“Stop cribbing! Go, get a life. But then, perhaps you hate life. In that case, get a wife.”
“Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.”
“I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”
“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
“I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.”