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“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.”

“If someone threatens you for telling a joke, that's all the more reason to tell it. Humour is the perfect antidote to fanaticism.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“those who act as if everything is a joke are the people who have the most scars.”

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Book:Replay: Lifeline

Source: Replay: Lifeline

“You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.”

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Book:The Shadow's Servant

Source: The Shadow's Servant

“Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat.”

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Book:Kipnuk the Talking Dog

Source: Kipnuk the Talking Dog

“If I were married, I would be unmarried.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“If you're having plant-based turkey this Christmas or Thanksgiving, you can grow the leftovers for next year's dinner!”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“No one has the key to the gates of Heaven. It's just humans making jokes here on Earth.”

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Author:Mwanandeke Kindembo