Cynical Humor Quotes
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Cynical Humor Quotes
Source: خداحافظ گاری کوپر
“The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.”
“Yeah, I assure you I hear you perfectly. But my ears don't do so as deftly.”
Source: Blonde
“Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.”
Source: The Siege of Mr Khan's Curry Shop
Source: That Thing About You
“I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”
“I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying.”
Source: The Night Crew
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”
“Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
Source: the big sleep
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”
Source: Taken
Source: Network [Screenplay]