Best Humour Quote Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.”

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Author:R.D. Ronald

“One minute you're munching on a faerie plum the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not,' he added hastily, 'that this has ever happened to me.”

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Book:City of Bones

Source: City of Bones

“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke our sense of humour Life is its own consumer!”

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Author:Munia Khan

“If someone threatens you for telling a joke, that's all the more reason to tell it. Humour is the perfect antidote to fanaticism.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“Never become an adult! They're stressed-out, miserable creatures.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook. So that's just a humus humor spread.”

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Book:ACross Tic

Source: ACross Tic

“Lipstick?" He arched a brow. "I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan. "Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.”

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Book:A Mad Zombie Party

Source: A Mad Zombie Party

“Love is relentless, and so am I ;)”

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Author:Keisha Keenleyside

“Two heads are better than one. Except two empty heads.”

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Author:Zain Abdul Nassir

“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now. We’re focused on me.”

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Book:The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

“Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.”

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Author:Wayne Gerard Trotman

“What a glorious day!”

Source: Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind

“I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“She probably thinks the spiritual path is a new style of pavers available at Bunnings.”

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Book:Call me Kismet

Source: Call me Kismet

“Don't worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just haven’t figured out a name for yours yet.”

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Author:Chris Sprudz

“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“I think therefore I am not sure.”

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Book:The New Land

Source: The New Land

“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.”

“I kept having the same dream over and over. I guess my conscious can't afford any new ones. Broke like me..”

Broke Humour Quote Recurring Dreams

Author:Neil Leckman

“If I decide to get a tattoo, it'll be a map of where I live on my chest in case I ever get amnesia.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“the city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and about equal in honesty and morality.”

History Of The United States Humour Quote

Book:Wicked Charleston, Volume 2: Prostitutes, Politics and Prohibition

Source: Wicked Charleston, Volume 2: Prostitutes, Politics and Prohibition