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“If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.”

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“Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?”

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“Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.”

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“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”

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“The worst part about being sick is not getting any sympathy from my wife. She says I have the "man-flu." The Urban Dictionary defines "man-flu" as "an illness that causes the male to be completely helpless and sicker than any other family member." In females it is known as a cold.”

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“Realizing you are called to be so much more than you are now is something that every highly driven, motivated, and dedicated individual wrestles with.”

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“That laughter, thought Ciri watching swarms of black birds flying eastwards, that laughter, shared and sincere, really brought us together, her and me.”

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“We laughed about a lot of things that we should have taken more seriously. But no matter how serious or dangerous the situation was, we always found something to laugh about later on. It always seemed better to laugh than to cry. We had to laugh to keep from crying.”

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“When your parents tell you to act your age and you have a 8 year old brother; Just point over to him and say "Can I act his age instead?”

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