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“I could still box your ears.” “Nonsense,” he scoffed. “You couldn’t reach that high.”

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Book:The Winter Bride

Source: The Winter Bride

“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side.”

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Book:Seeking Crystal

Source: Seeking Crystal

“Oh no?" he sneered, pulling a packet of cigarettes from his pocket and lighting one up. "Knowing what you're like, the slightest sign of a discarded cigarette butt and you would've been crawling around on your hands and knees trying to figure out how tall the smoker was, how old he was, what zodiac sign he was, whether he'd taken a crap that morning, and Christ knows what else.”

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Book:Vampire Wake

Source: Vampire Wake

“Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.”

Book:Glitter Baby

Source: Glitter Baby

“If you were sane, we'd both be mad.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas

“Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.”

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Author:Fakeer Ishavardas