“Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses.” Quote by Conan O'Brien
“George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.” WellsSaidReasonCoursesHouseWhiteWatchesTelevisionClintonWhite HouseSatellites Author:David Letterman
“Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.” HairAliensIllegalAccusedRomneyHiringIllegal Aliens Author:David Letterman
“Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really?” GuyFireTeamBallsCampaignsTexasThis GuyAdviser Author:David Letterman
“Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.” FoundGunGoldStormGentlemanRetirementHidingLadies And GentlemenSewers Author:David Letterman
“So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he'd had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed.” IfsGuyShotsRedHatsYankeesBostonCapsBoston Red Sox Author:David Letterman
“I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?” KnowsSidesStreetsWallOccupy Wall StreetPotty Author:David Letterman
“Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.” ThinkingMayBirthBarackFakeDriversLicenseCertificatesBirth Certificate Author:David Letterman
“So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.” MiddleShotsCaughtStormEastMiddle EastTransfersOrderlySewers Author:David Letterman
“I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.” IfsThinkingWayStreetsWallMessagesSittingProtestBetter WaysTentsBangingPups Author:David Letterman
“Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep.” KnowsYearsFirstsWellsSleepOne ThingHeardEightCandidatesSleepyBroncos Author:David Letterman