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“I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have.”

Quote by Dom Irrera

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Dom Irrera, born Dominick Irrera, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. He is a prominent figure in the comedy world. Born on November 18, 1948, Irrera began his career in the 1970s and has remained active on stage to this day. more

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