Best Labrador Dogs Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.”

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Author:Smiley Blanton

“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“Most of my escapades were getting my Labrador dog into the back of my car to drive to Brooklyn where I worked at Avenue M Studios shooting a soap opera and battling being a 17 to 18-year-old playing twins being afraid that I was going to get fired, because who wouldn't fire me? I had no idea what I was doing.”

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Author:Anne Heche

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

Source: The Portable Steinbeck

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”

“Every dog must have his day.”

Source: The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author

“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

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Author:Elizabeth Taylor

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

Source: A Celebration of Dogs

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”

Source: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”

Source: The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

Source: It's Always Something

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”

Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I can't imagine living in a house without a couple of dogs. If I ever got out of bed at night and didn't have to step over a Labrador or two or three, or move one off the covers so I could turn over, my nights would be more restless and the demons that wait in the dark for me would be less easily fended.”

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Author:Gene Hill

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”

“I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

Source: The Portable Steinbeck