“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
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“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
Source: The Will Rogers book
“If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.”
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Source: James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
Source: The Portable Steinbeck
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
Source: Thurber's Dog's: A Collection of the Master's Dogs
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)
Source: False Memory
“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910
Source: A Celebration of Dogs
Source: The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade
Source: It's Always Something
“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
Source: Words for Dr. Y.: uncollected poems with three stories
“Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?”
Source: Elsewhere
“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
Source: Enjoyment of Laughter
Source: The Moving Finger (Miss Marple)
“The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.”
Source: The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks
“Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy”