Best Fruit Flies Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I had a great time investigating the pigments of different mutant fruit flies by following experimental protocols published in Scientific American, and I also remember making my own beetle collection when it was still acceptable to make such collections.”

Stills Different Remember My Own Fruit Following Collections Acceptable Great Times Investigating Protocol Beetles Mutants Had A Great Time Pigment Fruit Flies

Author:Paul Nurse

“Tax dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.”

Littles Kids Taxes Projects Research Dollars Good Things Fruit France Paris Public Good Tax Dollars Fruit Flies

Author:Sarah Palin

“When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authority on Beowulf, there may be an uneasy silence.”

Knows Men May Next Silence He Man Authority Sitting Fruit Uneasy Chromosomes Fruit Flies

Author:Brand Blanshard

“Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short life cycle make them ideal for studying hereditary changes.”

Use Study Ideals Fruit Cycles Cartoon Short Life Biologist Hereditary Chromosomes Fruit Flies

Author:Robert Mankoff

“With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom.”

Knows Trying Boys Path Air Waste Fruit Stations Bus Bedroom Hurricanes Cleaners Hovering Where You Stand Hamsters Restroom Fruit Flies

Book:The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

“Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.”

Littles Helping Fruit Repeats Help Me Mantras Fruit Flies

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”

Two Brain Five Four Tree Sea Fruit Fishes Pet Farms Oscars Chef Monkeys Pearls Frogs Venus Puff Sandy Lizards Goldfish Fruit Flies Bonsai Superstorm Sandy

Author:Chris Pratt

“Richard wrote a mental diary in his head. Dear Diary, he began. On Friday I had a job, a fiance, a home, and a life that made sense. (Well, as much as an life makes sense). Then I found an injured girl bleeding on the pavement and I tried to be Good Samaritan. Now I've got no fiance, no home, no job, and I'm walking around a couple of hundred feet under the streets of London with the projected life expectancy of a suicidal fruit fly.”

“Drosophila,” I said, remembering the word. “What?” Lily asked. “Why do girls always fall for guys with the at ention span of drosophila?” “What?” “Fruit flies. Guys with the attention span of fruit flies.” “Because they’re hot?” “This,” I told her, “is not the time for being truthful.”

Said Remember Guy Fall Girl Attention Hot Fruit Truthful Lilies Attention Span Being Truthful Fruit Flies

Author:Rachel Cohn

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.”

Heart Stills Enough Humor Funny Three Rooms Hollywood Fruit Seeds Producers Movie Sincerity Navel Fruit Flies

Author:Fred Allen

“The three of us have worked on the development of the small and totally harmless fruit fly, Drosophila. This animal has been extremely cooperative in our hands - and has revealed to us some of its innermost secrets and tricks for developing from a single celled egg to a complex living being of great beauty and harmony. ... None of us expected that our work would be so successful or that our findings would ever have relevance to medicine.”

“Plants with leaves no more efficient than today's solar cells could out-compete real plants, crowding the biosphere with an inedible foliage. Tough omnivorous bacteria could out-compete real bacteria: They could spread like blowing pollen, replicate swiftly, and reduce the biosphere to dust in a matter of days. Dangerous replicators could easily be too tough, small, and rapidly spreading to stop - at least if we make no preparation. We have trouble enough controlling viruses and fruit flies.”

Source: Engines of Creation

“The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies and the press.”

World Long America Three Results Four Week Modern Long Time Presses Fruit Reports Investigation Modern World Fruit Flies

Author:Denis Boyles

“After observing mutations in fruit flies for many years, Professes Goldschmidt fell into despair. The changes, he lamented, were so hopelessly micro [insignificant] that if a thousand mutations were combined in one specimen, there would still be no new species.”

Ifs Years Stills Thousand Despair Species Fruit Insignificant Observing Mutation Fruit Flies

Author:Norman Macbeth