Witty Birthday Quotes
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Witty Birthday Quotes
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.”
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
“Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.”
“There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.”
“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”
“Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.”
“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
“The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.”
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.”
“You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”