“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
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“I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
“Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.”
Source: Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.”
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”
Source: Locked rooms and open doors
“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.”
“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.”
“A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.”
Source: People You Know
“However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.”
“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”
“There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.”
“Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.”
Source: Murphy's Law: The 26th Anniversary Edition: The 26th Anniversary Edition
Source: The Fellowship of the Ring: Being the First Part of The Lord of the Rings
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.”
Source: Jubilee (50th Anniversary Edition)
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Source: The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: From the Kingdom of Memory: Reminiscences
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays
“An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.”
Source: Jane Austen Collection: illustrated - 6 eBooks and 140+ illustrations
“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
Source: The Last of the Savages
“No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.”
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”
Source: Selected Addresses and Public Papers of Woodrow Wilson
“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.”
Source: The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde
“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.”
Source: Letter to My Daughter
“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
Source: Groucho And Me
“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”
Source: 101 Facts of life
“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”
Source: A Heap o' Living'