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“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”

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George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

“The daily press is the evil principle of the modern world, and time will only serve to disclose this fact with greater and greater clearness. The capacity of the newspaper for degeneration is sophistically without limit, since it can always sink lower and lower in its choice of readers. At last it will stir up all those dregs of humanity which no state or government can control.”

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Author:Soren Kierkegaard

“Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.”

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Book:Life's Instructions for Wisdom, Success, and Happiness

Source: Life's Instructions for Wisdom, Success, and Happiness

“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“No matter what happens I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me I'll keep on walking (Allen Walker)”

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Author:Katsura Hoshino

“Don't underestimate us nerds!”

Underestimate Nerd

Author:Katsura Hoshino

“When there's something you can't understand no matter how much you think about it, you can't let yourself brood over it forever. ~Allen Walker”

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Author:Katsura Hoshino

“It was silly, wasn't it? But the singing made it not silly.”

Made Singing Silly Made It

Book:The Time Traveler's Wife

Source: The Time Traveler's Wife

“A true gentleman is at a disadvantage in dealing with women. Women are realists, and their tactics are realistic, so no man should be a gentleman where women are concerned unless the women are very, very old or very, very young. Women admire gentlemen, and sleep with cads.”

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Book:The Walking Drum

Source: The Walking Drum

“He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was.”

Book:The Sacketts 4-Book Bundle: Sackett's Land, To the Far Blue Mountains, The Warrior's Path, Jubal Sackett

Source: The Sacketts 4-Book Bundle: Sackett's Land, To the Far Blue Mountains, The Warrior's Path, Jubal Sackett

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