Funny Men Quotes
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Funny Men Quotes
“I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.”
“I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.”
“I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.”
“You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.”
“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.”
“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”
“The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.”
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
“Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.”
“Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”