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“I look around, hoping I can postpone the indignity of stuttering like a lunatic in front of the sexiest man alive – according to People magazine, twice – while giving him crazy eyes. Of course, everyone looks like they’re taken care of. Except for Mr. Sexypants, major Hollywood actor, Nathanial Stone, Sir.”

“Tell me with whom you associate, and I will tell you who you are.”

“Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are”

“True love stories never have endings.”

“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”

“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”

“Tell me how you read and I'll tell you who you are.”

“Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.”

“In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.”

“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”

“When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.”

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“Tell me who your enemy is, and I will tell you who you are.”