Source: Lacon, Or, Many Things in a Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think
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“Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.”
“I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.”
Source: Euripides: Rhesus, translated by R. Lattimore. The suppliant women, translated by F. Jones. Orestes, translated by W. Arrowsmith. Iphigenia in Aulis, translated by C. R. Walker
“Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.”
“Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.”
“Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.”
“Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason”
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
“Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.”
“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.”
Source: From the Kingdom of Memory: Reminiscences
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.”
Source: Oprah Winfrey speaks: insight from the world's most influential voice
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Source: Emerson in His Journals
“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”
Source: Euripides