“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)
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“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Source: Red Wolves and Black Bears
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.”
Source: The Portable Steinbeck
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”
“Every dog must have his day.”
Source: The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)
Source: False Memory
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910
Source: A Celebration of Dogs
Source: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog”
Source: King Solomon's Ring
Source: The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade
“Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.”
Source: Complete Poetry of Rudyard Kipling: Complete 570+ Poems in One Volume: Songs from Novels and Stories, The Seven Seas Collection, Ballads and Barrack-Room Ballads, An Almanac of Twelve Sports, The Five Nations, The Years Between…
Source: It's Always Something
“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
Source: The Complete Sherlock Holmes
“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.”
Source: The Novels of Nora Roberts