“The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.” LooksCompanyTypicalCommitteesCompensationChihuahuaLarge CompaniesDobermans Author:Warren Buffett
“Perhaps the apparent favor of the universe is no more than the crocodile grin of a Doberman breathing hard and about to be hungry?” HardUniverseFavorsHungryBreathingCrocodilesDobermans Author:Jorge Luis Borges
“If I never saw another fistfight or car chase or Doberman attack, I wouldn't have any feeling of loss. And that goes for Rottweilers, too.” IfsFeelingsLossSawsCarRottweilersDobermans Author:Pauline Kael
“It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.” MeanDoeDifferencesImpossibleDogLabelsMeaninglessDobermans Author:Ann Coulter
“There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.” PeopleDogCuteBuyingPetGoing OutPuppyPuppy DogPuppies And DogsCute DogCute PuppyDobermans Author:Angus Young
“Derek caught my arm again as I started to move--at this rate, it was going to be as sore as my injured one. "Dog," he said, jerking his chin toward the fenced yard. "It was inside earlier." Expecting to see a Doberman slavering at the fence, I followed his gaze to a little puff of white fur, the kind of dog women stick in their purses. It wasn't even barking, just staring at us, dancing in place. "Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.” ThinkingKindLittlesSaidMovingWhiteDogArmsToughDancingSticksRateCaughtStaringKillersExpectingYardsFenceInjuredPursesFurChinsPuffDobermansPomeranians Book:The Awakening: Number 2 in series Source: The Awakening: Number 2 in series
“A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.” HumansLittlesHandsBlackFiveFeetInvolvedTallFurSealsConsoleKeyboardsSlickDobermans Author:Rick Riordan
“Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.” ThinkingIdeasDogGreat IdeaKatePoodlesMutantsAndreaDobermans Author:Ilona Andrews
“Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.” ThinkingToughKillersDobermansPomeranians Book:The Awakening Source: The Awakening
“Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange and you had a mole covering your entire cheek and a nose that poked me in the eye every time I kissed you. Even if you weighed seven hundred pounds and had hair the size of a Doberman under your arms. Even then, I would love you.” IfsLoveEyeAgeLove YouHairArmsHundredGreenSevenMalesSizeLegsNosesPoundsCheeksOrangeEyebrowsBeardCoveringMolesDobermans Book:Every Day Source: Every Day
“In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.” FunnyEconomyDogPetBossFunny BusinessDobermans Author:Edward Abbey
“Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat.” MeanTwoBigsMilitaryHairDefenseVarietyThroatAggressiveMarineSkinnyMarine CorpsTenaciousUsmcShort HairUnited States MarineUnited States Marine CorpsMy MarineReally ShortRottweilersDobermans Author:Rodney Stark
“Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.” KnowsDifferencesAnswersTerroristDo You KnowLipstickPmsSnarlingDobermans Book:What Every Man Wants in a Woman Source: What Every Man Wants in a Woman
“We're not the Faster-than-the-Speed-of-Light Generation anymore. We're not even the Next-New-Thing Generation. We're the Soon-to-Be-Obsolete Kids, and we've crowded in here to hide from the future and the past. We know what's up - the future looms straight ahead like a black wrought-iron gate and the past is charging after us like a badass Doberman, only this one doesn't have any letup in him.” KnowsLightKidsPastNextBlackGrowing UpGenerationsSpeedFasterIronGatesNew ThingsBadassCrowdedObsoleteChargingSpeed Of LightDobermans Author:Tim Tharp
“My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.” KidsBlame80sBullsPitsShepherdsPit BullRottweilersGerman ShepherdsDobermans Author:Cesar Millan