Best Chihuahua Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!" -- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)”

Humor Spanish Chihuahua Childrens Book Siamese Cat

Author:Judy Schachner

“He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.”

Dogs Chihuahua Swooning Over Sentences Pretty Prose

Book:The Dungeoneers

Source: The Dungeoneers

“Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds with his razor fangs. I barely got away.” Scarlet scrunched her face. “Isn’t Fluffy a Chihuahua?” Still panting, Heather said, “Yes. A demon-possessed, human-eating Chihuahua.”

Scarlet Chihuahua Heather

Book:Anew

Source: Anew

“Hello, hello, hello. You’re here. You’re finally here. I’m Beast, though I prefer Bea. Guess what? I’m yours, and you’re mine.”

Beast Guardian Chihuahua Archer Prince

Book:Everlife

Source: Everlife

“It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.”

People Littles Seems Guy Dog Golden These Days Looking Good Retrievers Chihuahua Golden Retrievers

Author:Elizabeth Perkins

“The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.”

Looks Company Typical Committees Compensation Chihuahua Large Companies Dobermans

Author:Warren Buffett

“When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, "They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?" You're going to see the strings. But they did.”

Firsts Real Able Heard Dog Scripts Ridiculous Hills Strings Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Author:George Lopez

“I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.”

Thinking House Parent Dog Teenager Chihuahua

Author:George Lopez

“I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.”

Thinking Links Chihuahua Dow Jones

Author:Cheech Marin

“I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.”

Kind Care Dog Died Vets Chihuahua

Author:Margo Kaufman

“I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy.”

People Sex Enjoy Baby Ten Symbols Awards Academy Making People Happy Academy Awards Sex Symbol Chihuahua

Author:Jayne Mansfield

“Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.”

People Ifs Humans Common Dog Evidence Regard Common Sense Proven Researchers Chihuahua

Author:Bill Nye

“Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.”

Knows Looks Littles Remember Guy Water Cold Scene Degrees Eating Finals Nine Fats Boat Coats Skinny Tanks Icy Leonardo Cold Water Chihuahua Cold Days Tank Tops

Author:Greg Fitzsimmons

“Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.”

Ifs Persons Perfect Noise Pet Scream Pants Chihuahua

Author:Dana Gould

“North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.”

America Ability Car Walking Strikes Nuclear Locked Korea North Korea Parking Parking Lot Chihuahua

Author:Bill Maher

“I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.”

Thinking I Can Giants Frightening Because I Can Chihuahua

Author:Ira Glass

“The chihuahua and the pink velour track suit. I think it's kind of an iconic look.”

Thinking Looks Kind Track Suits Iconic Chihuahua

Author:Alexa Chung

“I've always been a very lucky guy. A lot of crazy things have happened in my career, but I guess the first big break was when I moved to Mexico City from Chihuahua.”

Firsts Bigs Guy Cities Careers Break Happened Crazy Lucky Moved Mexico Crazy Things Mexico City Chihuahua Lucky Guy

Author:Omar Chaparro

“Some dogs could play fetch all day long, while others have absolutely no interest in chasing a ball. Some might love "find the treat" type puzzle toys and others may completely ignore them. The important things are that your dog finds the toy interesting without becoming obsessed over it, and that it is size and safety appropriate for your dog. A Chihuahua is probably not going to be a good match to a Kong as big as she is, and you wouldn't want to risk having your Malamute swallow one of those smaller size tennis balls.”

“I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.”

Mother Daughter My Daughter Chihuahua

Author:Denis Leary

“All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That's why it's important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a 'power' breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler.”

Ifs Important Can Do Differences Responsibility Dog Ready Percent Hundred Damage Aggressive Bulls Pits Shepherds Chihuahua Pit Bull Rottweilers German Shepherds

Author:Cesar Millan

“Oh, the Irish were building the railroads down through Mexico, through Chihuahua. They finished the railroads when they finished out in the West Coast, and they went down and put the trains into Mexico.”

Building Down And Train West Finished Mexico Coast Railroads West Coast Chihuahua

Author:Anthony Quinn

“Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.”

Long Notion Bites Chihuahua

Author:Rosemary Clement-Moore

“I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I'd rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before 'thin'. And frankly, I'd rather they didn't give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons. Let them never be Stupid Girls.”

“The future of our relationship hinged on advice from a fifteen-year old girl, a probably untrue story from a one-eyed Chihuahua trainer, and me unromantically – yet skillfully – kissing you on top of silverware and china?”

Years Stories Girl Advice Kissing China Our Relationship Fifteen Trainers Untrue Fifteen Years Sydney Sage Kissing You Chihuahua Fifteen Years Old Indigo Spell

Author:Richelle Mead

“Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.”

Thinking Giving Said Used Dog Lessons Training Locals Code Experts Units Trainers Stealth Chihuahua

Book:The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel

Source: The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel

“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.”

Mean Said Running Spirit Dog Parks Chihuahua

Book:Tricked: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Four

Source: Tricked: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Four

“What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?”

Knows Looks Talking Luck Ghost Cousin My Cousin Chihuahua Your Cousin Ghost Whisperer

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!”

Thinking Ideas Guy Saws Crazy Dog Genius Losing Fellows Feds Meant To Be Host Dishes Chef Twisted Mansions Tuxedos Chihuahua

Author:Ted Allen

“I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.”

Ifs Two Dog Two Dogs Yorkshire Chihuahua Terriers

Author:Christina Milian

“It's so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then I go in interviews and I'm like, 'I'm like a chihuahua! I'm shaking and peeing!' And then afterwards, I'm like, 'I just talked about peeing on the red carpet.'”

Life Ends Red Scary Nervous Interviews Carpet Get Real Shaking Red Carpet Hyper Chihuahua

Author:Jennifer Lawrence

“A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.”

Ifs Funny Loses Dog Empty Pet Purses Chihuahua

Author:Jean Carroll

“I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.”

People Funny Walks Dog Window Lazy Lazy People Chihuahua

Author:Anthony Ward Clark

“Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.”

Looks Stills Dog Waste Comedian Far Away Chihuahua Funny Comedian Dog Food

Author:Billiam Coronel

“Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a privileged one.”

Littles Bits Sleep Week Football Little Bit Train League Privileged Chihuahua

Author:Jose Mourinho

“If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.”

Ifs Want Trying Ideas Kids Levels Stupid Adults Entertainment Chihuahua

Author:Joe Dante

“When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking.”

Thinking Beautiful Shaking Freezing Chihuahua

Author:Rosario Dawson

“Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.”

Littles Long Bigs Kids Comfortable Lovely Bags Devoted Nests Tequila Chihuahua

Author:Britt Ekland

“I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.”

Littles Animal Tiny Pet Rescue Puppy Peanuts Animal Love Chihuahua

Author:Carrie Ann Inaba

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