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“I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.”

Want I Can Facts Decided Vote Democrat Voting Shepherds German Shepherds

Author:David Letterman

“The most striking features of the correctly bred German Shepherds are firmness of nerves, attentiveness, unshockability, tractability, watchfulness, reliability and incorruptibility together with courage, fighting tenacity and hardness.”

Together Fighting Quality Courage Dog Features Nerves Tenacity Breeding Shepherds Firmness Reliability Hardness Attentiveness Watchfulness Breeders German Shepherds

Author:Max von Stephanitz

“I was named after the next-door neighbor's German shepherd. It was either that or Cadillac Smith.”

Next Doors Neighbor Shepherds Cadillacs Next Door Neighbors German Shepherds

Author:Rex Smith

“I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me.”

Wells Littles Boys Dog Grew Grew Up My Family Trust Me Little Boys Shepherds Dog Love Labradors German Shepherds

Author:Paul Walker

“To a space alien or a German Shepherd dog, two humans would be indistinguishable, just as attractive and unattractive space aliens and German Shepherd dogs are difficult for you to tell apart.”

Humans Two Would Be Difficult Space Dog Aliens Attractive Shepherds Unattractive Space Aliens German Shepherds

Book:Incognito: The Secret Lives of The Brain

Source: Incognito: The Secret Lives of The Brain

“All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That's why it's important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a 'power' breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler.”

Ifs Important Can Do Differences Responsibility Dog Ready Percent Hundred Damage Aggressive Bulls Pits Shepherds Chihuahua Pit Bull Rottweilers German Shepherds

Author:Cesar Millan

“We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd.”

Catholic Catholicism Shepherds German Shepherds Good Shepherd

Author:Pope Benedict XVI

“The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.”

Ideas War Games Names Morning Dog Female Distance Winter Legs No Idea Farmers Princess Tails Borrowed Shepherds Being Played German Shepherds

Book:SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE

Source: SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE

“A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script.”

Ifs Art Walks Dog Office Mouths Scripts Shepherds German Shepherds

Author:Peter Guber

“I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them”

Want Years Body Brain Boys Car I Want You Shepherds German Shepherds

Author:Bob Saget

“I have German Shepherds that I train and have brought back to Germany. I love going there.”

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Author:Ted Shackelford

“I grew up on a farm in Pennsylvania, where my parents raised German shepherds - we had about 30 dogs at any given time.”

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Author:Tory Burch

“My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.”

Kids Blame 80s Bulls Pits Shepherds Pit Bull Rottweilers German Shepherds Dobermans

Author:Cesar Millan

“Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.”

Doe Funny Dog Covered Bites Nails Fur Shepherds Bark Kidneys Lisp German Shepherds

Author:Phyllis Diller

“Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)”

Dog Understood Shepherds Jacob German Shepherds Sheepdogs

Author:Alan Coren

“All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them.”

Shows Dog Germany Shepherds German Shepherds

Author:George Foreman

“A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many miles.”

Miles Shepherds Terriers German Shepherds

Author:George Foreman