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Dog Owner Quotes

“How come dog and dog owner are so alike?”

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Author:Hiroko Sakai

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”

“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has it's own peculiar dreadfulness which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know and dread. It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.”

Source: Moving Pictures: (Discworld Novel 10)

“I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.”

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Author:Barbara Woodhouse

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”

“Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.”

Ifs Kind Funny Streets Dog Bears Walking Cat Stranger Weather All Kinds Meat Bags Owners Wet Payment Leashes Dog Owner

Author:Selma Diamond

“A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us.”

States Reason Helping School Friendship Study Dog New York Judging Stress University Medical Partners Reason Why Owners Spouse Calming Buffalo Medical School Dog Owner

Book:DOG LOVE

Source: DOG LOVE

“Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.”

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Author:Stanley Coren

“It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much too short anyhow.”

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Author:Konrad Lorenz