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Source: The Will Rogers book
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Source: Red Wolves and Black Bears
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
Source: The Portable Steinbeck
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910
Source: A Celebration of Dogs
“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog”
Source: King Solomon's Ring
Source: The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade
“I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!”
Source: It's Always Something
“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
Source: Enjoyment of Laughter
“The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.”
Source: The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”
“I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
Source: The Portable Steinbeck