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“I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.”

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Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. Known for his sharp political satire and humor, he is best recognized for hosting ABC's 'Politically Incorrect'. Born on January 20, 1956, Maher's career spans television, film, and stage performances, as well as writing and producing. more

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