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Quote by Carl Icahn

“I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.”

Quote by Carl Icahn

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Carl Icahn, born on February 16, 1936, is a renowned American businessman, investor, and entrepreneur. He is known for his astute investments in the capital markets and his aggressive investment strategies. more

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