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Famous Abe Lemons Quotes
“Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.”
“Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.”
“I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.”
“I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?”
“I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.”
“You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.”
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”