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“We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.”
“You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.”
“Nearly all our originality comes from the stamp that time impresses upon our sensibility.”
“Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!”
“Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.”
“The merit of originality is not novelty; it is sincerity.”
“Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.”
“It is necessary to any originality to have the courage to be an amateur.”
“One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.”
“Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.”
“My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.”
“Tracy McGrady is doing things we've never seen from anybody - from any planet!”
“On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.”
“On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN.”
“Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.”
“Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.”
“Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.”
“The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.”