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“I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.”
“In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.”
“Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.”
“Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?'”
“We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.”
“When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.”
“I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.”
“Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.”
“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need.”
“When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.”
“When a work appears to be ahead of its time, it is only the time that is behind the work.”
“On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.”
“Basketball has so much showboating you'd think it was invented by Jerome Kern.”
“If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!”
“I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't moved on me yet.”