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Famous Mickey Rivers Quotes
“He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.”
“Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.”
“My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.”
“It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.”
“These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.”
“I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.”