Best Smoking And Drinking Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full on smoking and drinking. And I am also the type of drug user where I do smoke and drink, there's no creativity in terms of my writing process. I would just stare at the paper for hours and nothing would get done.”

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Author:Ryan Lewis

“It's hard for me to play seated theaters because people tend to sit down and get a little bit complacent, so it's less energy. It's just very dry and dead. People start to feel like they're watching a movie. The environment when they walk into it, it's not standing room only, smoking and drinking and rock 'n' roll. So it's a little bit dangerous to do that.”

“There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is everything he ingested - the cigar smoking and drinking that's imprinted on his voice.”

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Author:Toby Jones

“If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That's worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people.”

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Author:Simon Pegg

“Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.”

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Author:Sunny Leone

“I try to do things positive on my throat, but a couple things are negative like smoking and drinking heavily. I really don't know. There's no particular thing that I do that's beneficial - it just kinda works. I guess I'd say warming up every day before a performance is the biggest thing.”

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Author:Mitch Lucker

“Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.”

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Book:Al Pacino

Source: Al Pacino

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.”

“Once you stop drinking and smoking and stuff, it really gets on your nerves, all that nonsense going on.”

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Author:Chrissie Hynde

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.”

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Author:Elvis Presley

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

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Author:Gerard Way

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”

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Author:George Burns

“College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking.”

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Author:David Sedaris

“If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.”

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Author:Samuel Butler

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

Source: The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary

“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.”

“I'm used to going into the studio and smoking and drinking until three in the morning. But I can't drink as much because I'm breastfeeding. See this glass of wine? Before, I'd have, like, four of them. Now, one is good. Oh, and I quit smoking. . . I've exorcised a lot of my demons, but I'm still working on myself. I think I'll be a work in progress for the rest of my life.”

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

“We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.”

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Author:Bob Dole

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.”

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Author:Simon Cowell

“It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.”

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Author:Mark Hoppus

“If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.”

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Author:Katherine Heigl

“If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,'' I'd reply, ''so I can go on drinking and smoking!''”

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Author:Luis Bunuel

“I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”

“Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it's distasteful to us personally. Some children will make poor choices just as some adults do in smoking and drinking to excess; this is part of life. When we outlaw child pornography, the prices paid for child performers rise, increasing the incentives for parents to use children against their will.”

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Author:Mary Ruwart

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

Source: What Every Christian Ought to Know

“More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.”

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Book:The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

“I'm actually doing a show. From my shed. On the internet. But it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. It's an art piece.”

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Author:Vince Clarke

“Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money we waste on these things can be used for so many useful things. With the money we smoke away, we can buy an artificial leg for one who has lost a leg, pay for an eye operation for someone with a cataract, or buy a wheelchair for a polio victim. Or, if nothing else, we can buy some spiritual books for the local library.”