“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Drinking Party Quotes
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Drinking Party Quotes
“To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
“[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.”
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.”
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”