Bars Drinking Quotes
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Bars Drinking Quotes
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
“It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
“I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.”
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”