“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
Short Drinking Quotes
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Short Drinking Quotes
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”
Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”
Source: The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!”
Source: Blue Rhine, Black Forest: A Hand- & Day-book
“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.”
“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.”
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”
Source: The Art of Eating
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”