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“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”
“Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?”
“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
“Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.”
“Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.”
“Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.”
“One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.”