Golf Swing Quotes
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Golf Swing Quotes
“I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.”
“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
“Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.”
“You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.”
“The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.”
“Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.”
“My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.”
“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
“My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”
“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”
“His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”