Best Hole In One Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.”

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“Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.”

“Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma.”

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Author:Anderson Cooper

“You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"”

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Author:Bob Monkhouse

“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”

“Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

“Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion - thus: Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man. Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; Therefore- Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second. This may be called syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.”

“Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.”

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Author:Fred Allen

“A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.”

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Author:Mac O'Grady

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.”

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Author:Sam Snead

“I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.”

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Author:Ben Hogan

“Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?”

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Author:Richard Schultz

“I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.”

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Author:Lou Holtz

“If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.”

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Author:Richard Armour

“I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life.”

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Author:Joe Sakic

“I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.”

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Author:Bob Bruce

“If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.”

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Author:Warren Buffett

“Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.”

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Author:Triple H

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