“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
Quote by Lee Trevino
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Lee Trevino
Lee Trevino, born on December 1, 1939, is an American professional golfer who has achieved remarkable success in the golfing world. He has won multiple major championships and is considered a legendary figure in the history of golf. more
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