“The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.”
Quote by Brian Weiss
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Brian Weiss
Brian Weiss is an American author born on November 6, 1944. He is known for his professional background in psychology and psychiatry, particularly for his research on out-of-body experiences and past-life therapy. more
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