“These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.”
Quote by Sam Snead
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“I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.”
“There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.”
“Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.”
“There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.”
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
“My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”
“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”
Source: More Matter: Essays And Criticism
“Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.”
“The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.”