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“Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.”
“I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.”
“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces”
“I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.”
“At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.”
“Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.”
“If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards.”
“Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.”
“I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.”
“I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.”
“Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.”
“There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.”
“It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.”
“Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.”
“Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.”
“Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.”
“Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious. I really need to know.”
“The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.”
“He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.”
“I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.”
“Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue”
“They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability”
“And Watford acknowledge the support of the crowd, indeed of the crowd that supported them”
“It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked”
“We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started”
“Well Terry, can you tell us where you are in the league, how far are you ahead of the second team?”
“Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation”
“This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that”