“Amadeus Mozart, Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all born in Austria. Not very far from one another. How does a country produce these three men in just under two centuries time? Who will be the fourth and what may he contribute to the world? Judging by the time between each of their births, it seems we’re due for the next in line.” HitlerSchwarzeneggerAustriaMozart Book:Gothic Violence Source: Gothic Violence
“How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it into the damn ground. If I was running the whole nation? I would have free Netflix movies for everyone.” IfsWellsStatesDoneWholeRunningNationsCaliforniaDamnSchwarzeneggerNetflix Author:Cassandra Peterson
“Just like Tim Robbins is very political - and obviously, Arnold Schwarzenegger must be - I want to be able to have this public personality that's considered authoritative.” WantAblePoliticalPersonalitySchwarzenegger Author:Christy Carlson Romano
“I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.” WayMeanWalksFatsGymSkinnySchwarzenegger Author:Joe Manganiello
“This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.” ShouldSpiritualPowerfulPositionHeavyConfusedTexasGovernorsLiftingSchwarzeneggerHeavy Lifting Author:Kinky Friedman
“One thing that has become clear over the last several days is that we no longer have 135 choices to make. It's really one choice likely to emerge from question number two, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that leaves the voters with a clear choice. They can retain Gray Davis as governor, or they can elect Arnold Schwarzenegger and his crew from Pete Wilson to run the governor's office.” TwoRunningLastsChoicesNumbersClearOne ThingOfficeVotersGrayGovernorsCrewWilsonSchwarzenegger Author:Gray Davis
“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II” RunningVoteCopGovernorsSlogansKindergartenSchwarzeneggerVote For Me Author:Craig Kilborn
“I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV studio for a debate about his long-time working friendship with the powerful Bush family from Texas and how it might affect the next Bush presidency when The Terminator seizes power in Sacramento and tries to hand over the state's 54 electoral votes by election day in 2004. That is the basic plan behind Schwarzenegger running. He doesn't want to be Governor, he just wants the electoral votes to go to Bush this time.” WayWantTryingLongStatesDreamHandsMightRunningLastsNightNextPowerfulBehindsPlansTvsLong TimeVoteElectionStudiosDebateHorribleTexasGovernorsPresidencyLast NightMikeElection DayTysonSchwarzeneggerSacramento Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“I was an 80's/90's baby so you went to the movie theater every weekend and there was one on, whether it was Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal or Schwarzenegger himself.” BabyTheaterWeekendVansMovie TheaterSchwarzeneggerVan Damme Author:Channing Tatum
“Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!” GivingSoundNumbersMathematicsBottomLegsFractionsCompoundsSchwarzenegger Author:Tim Allen
“It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'” SaidBoysSonHearingGirlfriendCheatingMy BoysSchwarzeneggerMiley Author:Conan O'Brien
“In my mind at that time, at 14, the men who were successful were Stallone and Schwarzenegger and guys like that - Harrison Ford - who were these men of action. I was like, "Okay, they're successful, they're not getting evicted, they built their bodies - I'm gonna go build my body." It was like that.” MenMindBodyActionGuySuccessfulHe ManBuiltOkaySchwarzenegger Author:Dwayne Johnson
“Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.” MenJobsHouseRichProtestScareMaidsRich ManDaytimeSchwarzenegger Author:Craig Ferguson
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be the new governor of California. During his acceptance speech Arnold said 'I will not let you down.' Unfortunately, at the time Arnold was holding a woman over his head and looking up her dress.” SaidAcceptanceSpeechDressesCaliforniaGovernorsSchwarzeneggerAcceptance Speech Author:Conan O'Brien
“In his apology, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was sorry to the women that he groped, and he admitted that he had acted badly. Not only that, Arnold then apologized for acting badly in all of his movies.” SaidActingSorryApologySchwarzeneggerActing Badly Author:Conan O'Brien
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is in some trouble. Today, the Los Angeles Times broke a story that quoted six women who claimed that Arnold Schwarzenegger sexually harassed them. When asked about it, President Clinton said 'six? That's not enough experience to be governor.'” SaidEnoughStoriesTodayPresidentTroubleSixClintonBrokeLos AngelesGovernorsSexuallySchwarzeneggerPresident Clinton Author:Conan O'Brien
“It's been reported that some of Arnold Schwarzenegger's opponents have been circulating naked pictures of Arnold on the Internet. Yeah, in a related story, Arnold is leading the other candidates by four inches.” Has BeensStoriesFourInternetYeahNakedRelatedOpponentsCandidatesInchesSchwarzenegger Author:Conan O'Brien
“Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.” CountryStatesRunningNewsYesterdayCaliforniaGovernorsFloridaGood NewsResidentsAnnouncementsSchwarzenegger Author:Conan O'Brien
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.” MenSexBehindsCaliforniaGovernorsScandalSchwarzenegger Author:David Letterman
“Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.” TodayGuyMaterialsSixPresidentialThis GuyAccusedSchwarzenegger Author:David Letterman
“Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.” HugeDebateImmigrationBack And ForthSchwarzenegger Author:David Letterman
“Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor.” HandsWould BeProveSixGovernorsConsentSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.” PeopleFirstsCareLastsNightForgetDebateHeyCriticizeLast NightSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Arnold Schwarzenegger made his tax returns public, [and] now there's a problem about him stretching the truth. Apparently under occupation he put down 'actor.'” MadeProblemActorsReturnTaxesOccupationStretchingSchwarzeneggerTax Returns Author:Jay Leno
“Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.” MadeSaidTodayMajorsWarriorPrincessGovernorsAnnouncementsSchwarzeneggerLieutenants Author:Jay Leno
“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.” IfsKnowsShouldMeanRunningLastsNightSecretProgramGovernorsStaffShockedLast NightCiaSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.” KnowsKindSaidShowsTodayLastsNightTurnsHurtOne ThingAll KindsOpponentsTomsDirtLast NightSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he better get on the ballot, because you don't want a write-in with a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because people will go - 'Schwarz, schwarz, oh Davis is easier.'” PeopleIfsWantWritingLooksDoeStillsRunningNamesRaceEasierBallotsSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.” KnowsWayShouldDoeProblemWould BeRunningBornGrayBeesGovernorsBack In TimeSchwarzeneggerGo Back In TimeSacramento Author:Jay Leno
“There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWellsMeanRunningSmartElectionMexicoGovernorsVisitingSchwarzeneggerCampaigningElection Time Author:Jay Leno
“I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?” KnowsDoeTwoSchwarzenegger Author:Bill Maher
“Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.” MeanSaidCoursesPresidentStandardsBridgesSchwarzeneggerPresident KennedyWomanizer Author:Bill Maher
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.” SaidBodyNumbersGaySacredUnionsGay MarriageBuilderSchwarzeneggerGroupieAgainst Gay MarriageBody Builder Author:Bill Maher
“Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children.... It's all summed up in his campaign slogan, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger: Cutting violence in half with a laser-guided chain gun across a charred landscape - for the children.'” ChildrenHelpingGoalHalfCuttingViolenceWeekNew YorkGunCampaignsChainsLandscapeSlogansControversialSchwarzeneggerLasersHelping Children Author:Jon Stewart
“We tend to value military heroes and Schwarzenegger types who are physically courageous. The heroics of doing the right thing every day even when it is dull and inconvenient are undervalued.” ValuesMilitaryTypeHeroRight ThingDullCourageousDoing The Right ThingInconvenientSchwarzeneggerUndervalued Author:Mary Pipher
“Politicians have to make unpopular decisions. Schwarzenegger is going to understand the nature of his job. I wish him good luck, he's going to need it. It's going to be difficult for him.” NeedsJobsWishDifficultDecisionPoliticianLuckGood LuckSchwarzeneggerUnpopular Decisions Author:Clint Eastwood
“Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty surya namaskars in a row.” LooksMayTroubleYogaTwentiesPeacefulBreathingCalmingSchwarzenegger Author:Kareena Kapoor
“Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor! This is not only a bar too low, this is no bar at all. I don't care who you are, you know 20 people smarter than Ronald Reagan. You know 20 people who would be a better president than Ronald Reagan.” PeopleIfsKnowsWellsSeemsWould BeCareCoursesPresidentRepublicanLowsWho You AreDon't CareBarsI Don't CareGovernorsSmarterShockingSchwarzenegger Author:Fran Lebowitz
“One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines.” SelfOne ThingMachinesMusclesSchwarzenegger Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it.” PeopleSometimesProblemSchwarzenegger Author:George W. Bush
“On New York's Palm restaurant: Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.” New YorkToughSizeCustomersRestaurantsPalmsSteakClawsSchwarzeneggerLobster Author:Malcolm Forbes
“Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.” ComplainingDozenCopSchwarzenegger Author:Ice T
“The latest polls show that Arnold Schwarzenegger is trailing Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante in the polls. That's insane. I mean, think about it, this guy Cruz Bustamante has never even been in a movie.” ThinkingMeanShowsGuyInsaneGovernorsThis GuyPollsCruzSchwarzeneggerLieutenants Author:David Letterman
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third.” EconomicThirdsSeniorBillionaireAdviserGarySchwarzeneggerAdvisorsBuffettWarren Buffet Author:Conan O'Brien
“California has gone insane. According to the latest poll, Arnold Schwarzenegger is leading in California's governor's race by 34 points. You can tell that Governor Gray Davis is worried because he spent all day yesterday working on his pecs.” RaceGoneYesterdayInsaneWorriedCaliforniaGrayGovernorsPollsSchwarzenegger Author:Conan O'Brien
“I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front of me went 'Booo! Booo!' and was throwing stuff. I had to say 'Governor Davis just shut up and sit down!'” NightGuyStuffFrontsScreensThrowingGovernorsShut UpThis GuySchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original "MacGyver" series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for MacGruber. We took his name and made it stupid. In terms of the inspiration for the movie, that really came from our love for late '80s/early '90s action movies - the whole "Lethal Weapon" series and "Rambo" and "Die Hard," every single [Arnold] Schwarzenegger and [Sylvester] Stallone film.” LittlesMadeHardWholeInspirationActionFilmGuyDiesFoundNamesTermFansStupidHugeGrewLateGrew UpWeaponsOriginalsSeriesMade ItErasOur Love80sAction MovieSolomonSchwarzeneggerForteRamboLethal WeaponMacgyver Author:Will Forte
“Comics are just another medium to express yourself. It's not cinema; it's not literature; it's just something else. It has a specific requirement, which is that images are used to tell the story. There are lots of crappy movies, with guns and action and Arnold Schwarzenegger or whatever.” StoriesActionUsedLiteratureGunMediumsCinemaRequirementsExpress YourselfSchwarzenegger Author:Marjane Satrapi
“The problem for me is not that Schwarzenegger is governor, but the extent to which even politicians who are not actors are functioning like actors.” ProblemActorsPoliticianGovernorsSchwarzenegger Author:Slavoj Žižek