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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.”
“Do you know? What the fuck do women want? l know what you want: everything.”
“It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.”
“When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.”
“When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.”
“Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.”
“See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.”
“Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.”
“If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.”
“People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.”
“Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.”
“Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.”