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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.”
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
“School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.”
“A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.”
“If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.”
“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”
“Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.”
“I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.”
“The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.”
“A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.”
“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
“I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.”
“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”
“No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'”
“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”