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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.”
“I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.”
“You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.”
“For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.”
“I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.”
“A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.”
“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”