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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'”
“Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”
“Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.”
“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”
“I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!”
“If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!”
“It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.”
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.”
“A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”